Its the Slippery Fish Page and here is he is, the one you've all come here to see, the Slippery Fish himself...Sharky Whalebone!
A spotlight falls on the darkened tank, pond weed drifts silently across - a hushed expectancy falls on the audience, who suddenly explode into deafening applause as Sharky appears and swims up to the microphone...
"Hello, and Welcome to the Sharky Whalebone Show! Its great to see you all here tonight. Heard the one about Pike-elangelo painting the Fishtine Chapel? A bit out of his depth I thought, ha ha ha! - ended up in fishticuffs with the pope because he'd done it all in watercolours - ha ha ha!
Anyway on with the Show, the first act is... the Glorious Underwater Octopus Extravaganza!